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What are you people doing for Thanksgiving? What are you looking forward to eating? Any Black friday shopping plans?

I am hitting up 2 dinners and am going to eat a metric ton of my aunt's apple and sausage stuffing. I may peruse Target and Kohls on friday morning for the lols.

Also, I am baking pies. My dogs got into my baing supplies and ate an entire pound of brown sugar. What do you think the ill-effects would be?

FYI- the guy in the pics is my BIL (who hates pitbulls and thinks they are all baby eaters- odd) the kid is Evie my niece, and the ankle biter is Peanut, Maeby's cousin and BFF.

I promise I will post pics later, but my sister has them. Maeby dressed up like a fairy and handed out  candy to kiddies. Half of them were terrified to come to the porch cuz of teh scary baby eater, but I told them they had to come up or they weren't getting candy! Then Maeby would lick their faces and make them scream. It was the best halloween ever!

Now Steve and I are having our traditional funn movie marathon, since he's scared of horror movies :p

My dogs are nasty ass this week. Evidence:

1. Moby peed on Maeby on Wednesday.
2. Buzz has developed several nasty oozy hot spots. Thanks, allergies!
3. Maeby ate a piece of potato and proceed to hork up her dinner all over the place.
4. Moby killed a possum in the backyard.
5. Moby horked HIS dinner up all over the floor.
6. Maeby thinks it is acceptable to pee and poo on the deck, because hey, it's not in the house, right?
7. Maeby ate a delicious SHAM-WOW


Now that you are grossed out, a foodie question!

I want to make Steve a mexican chicken casserole. My theory of how this recipe would work:
1. Layer of salsa
2. Layer of tortllas
3. Layer of salsa or cheese
4. Layer of chicken
5. Layer of cheese sauce.
6. Beans, onions, tomatoes, and jalapenos on top.

In my mind, this sounds like it would be fantasticm but it could also be a hot fugging mess. Is it OK to use raw chicken breasts, or would I need to cook them first? Halp foodies.

Moby and Buzz are big boys, circa 80 pounds, and very muscular/stocky. Maeby is scrawny and 45 lbs.

So please explain to me why those boys let her eat their food, steal their toys, steal their bones, bite them, beg for our food the closest, take their spots on the couch/bed, and generally boss them around? If Moby or Buzz tried that crap with one another, there would be a bloody smackdown. But Princess Maeby just prances around doing whatever she pleases.

It is really weird. Not even Rosie could tell them what to do to this degree.

She is so silly, annoying, and not very smart, so I am not sure how she has become the alpha dog of the pack.

51 hours till GLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I was on the shuttle bus today, and the radio was talking about how Mike Vick was reinstated to the NFL. I made a comment to the effect of WTF, and this lady pipes up with, "He never shoulda been in jail in the first place. Dogs is dogs and no man should have to lose his paycheck just for killing them."

W.T.F.

I did however tell her I agreed that his sentence was unfair. He should be anally electrocuted with a cattle prod and beaten to death. She did not appreciate this view too much.

Oh, and God help the team that dares to pick this vermin up. GOD help them. PETA will probably send them a pipe bomb.

I love the show Intervention. While I generally feel bad for the people and their ffed up lives, sometimes I can't help but LOL.

There was Crazy Christy the meth addict who bragged to the interventionist that she had been doing meth longer than he did it, and therefore she was more successful than he.

Then there was Duster girl who, in her huffed up stupor, asked the cops that came to save her from potential self-mutiliation, "Are you the popo?"

But last night's episode won so hard. The mother of the featured addict was coping with the stress by self medicating with xanax and booze. When confronted with her problem and told of her need for rehab, she asked, "But will they let me take my boxed wine? I'm not an addict, but I really need my boxed wine!"


OH THE LULZ

I ride MARC, not Metro. I was not in today's accident.

I am eager to hear more info at work tomorrow to make sure none of my DC peeps were injured. Good thoughts!

Was awesome. I think I enjoyed the band the most, the conductor was seriously rocking out the whole time. The dude playing Moritz was really bad though. He seemed to just be doing an impression of the original actor, and the result just made his voice sound whiny. The guy playing Hanschen was HYSTERICAL, and such a creepy slimy gay. I was pleasantly surprised by Steffi D playing Ilse; I did not expect much out of a 5th place Canadian Idol.

Also, full disclosure, I did not think there was nudity in the show. THERE WAS A LOT OF BOOBAGE. AND BUTTAGE. It was funny as I was going with my very conservative friend and I think she almost passed out.  All the old ladies (we went to a matinee) in the audience were flabbergasted, and the moms that brought their kids were freaked. I laughed my ass off.

Exciting. I finally get to use my Xmas present this weekend- the Spring Awakening tour at the Hippodrome!

WHY?

I understand you two are buds. That is very nice.

But you two have been zooming around the house playing biteyface and tug of war for FOUR HOURS. IT IS TIME TO GO TO BED. KNOCK IT OFF.

I have a MAYJAH presentation to do at work tomorrow. I volunteered to put together logistics for this new high-profile program, and somehow then got roped into presenting on stuff I have no idea about. I am nervous, because my big boss is in charge of the program.  Even the Secretary is keeping tabs on this. I am so screwed if I screw up. Like no more raises ever screwed. TIME TO GO STUDY.

MAEBY AND MOBY JUST PLAYED TOGETHER. We were doing Maeby/Moby work, and all of a sudden he accepted her play stance invitation, and they were off tearing up the yard. They had a blast as Maeby can outrun him and really gave him a challenge. From snarling enemies to playmates in 10 days. Thanks, crate and rotate!

Steve and I behaved ourselves at the market this week and avoided all pastries. It was a miracle. They also finally had peonies that were all closed up, meaning they'll last a whole lot longer. I also got a bunch of some other flower that I know nothing about, but they are the deepest perriwinkle color and so beautiful.

Out delectable goods included:

Cherries
Strawberries
Blueberries
Raspberries
12-grain bread
Foccaccia
Milk

So we didn't buy that much, but seriously, what other food do you need when it's berry season? The blueberries are the size of grapes and sweet and firm. They are already almost all gone.

OMNOMNOM.