Hey all- A lot of this stuff on here is Friends Only, not that that makes it more interesting, just that sometimes you don't want internet stalkers thievin your ID, Knowwhatimean? Comment iffin ya want to be added to read more boring stuff.

You guys on my friends page keep posting about Zenni optical. Is this place for real, can you really get a pair of eyeglasses with prescription lenses for so cheap? Is there some catch?

 

OK, so yesterday I was watching the Karate Kid and noticed the female love interest played by a young Elizabeth Shue. She looked like an actual normal teenager:



Cutie patootie, every teenage guy in the 80s wanted to tap this.

And now our female teenage leads look like this:



That's a pretty big difference.

When along the way did this happen?

Discuss.

Decent progress on pack integration this morning. Moby can sit side by side in the crate with Colby with a visual barrier and ot bark at all. Buzz and Colby are ready to do one dog offleash in the backyard (Colby would be offleash, Buzz on).

Maeby and Colby are inseparable. If we put Colby in the bedroom, they both sit at the door and cry. They just love cuddling on the bed together and playing with their gingerbread man toy.

Pics? OK



Ugggh, I have no idea how to rotate this:(





Colbert's got a LOT of sun damage from being tied to a tree all summer when she was a pup. She has tons of black skin patches that make her look like a dalmation. She also has tiny triangle ears, just like Rosie.

She is a wonderful dog. Very smart, well-trained, well-behaved, and very sweet.

How sexy was Mr. Schue last night when he was angry with Teri? YUM!

Aria is in labor! RUN!

On Monday I came home from work and the back sliding door was open. OK, I figured the doggie sitter left it open by accident.

I cam home today, and the door was open again,and a candle was lit on the windowsill in the kitchen. It is possible I left the candle lit, but there was so little wax left it could not have possibly burned from yesterday at noon straight through till this evening.

I suppose it is possible that Buzz learned how to open the slider, but I doubt it.

Tomorrow, we'll lock the slider and see if it happens again.

Next step:seance.

What are you people doing for Thanksgiving? What are you looking forward to eating? Any Black friday shopping plans?

I am hitting up 2 dinners and am going to eat a metric ton of my aunt's apple and sausage stuffing. I may peruse Target and Kohls on friday morning for the lols.

Also, I am baking pies. My dogs got into my baing supplies and ate an entire pound of brown sugar. What do you think the ill-effects would be?

FYI- the guy in the pics is my BIL (who hates pitbulls and thinks they are all baby eaters- odd) the kid is Evie my niece, and the ankle biter is Peanut, Maeby's cousin and BFF.

I promise I will post pics later, but my sister has them. Maeby dressed up like a fairy and handed out  candy to kiddies. Half of them were terrified to come to the porch cuz of teh scary baby eater, but I told them they had to come up or they weren't getting candy! Then Maeby would lick their faces and make them scream. It was the best halloween ever!

Now Steve and I are having our traditional funn movie marathon, since he's scared of horror movies :p

My dogs are nasty ass this week. Evidence:

1. Moby peed on Maeby on Wednesday.
2. Buzz has developed several nasty oozy hot spots. Thanks, allergies!
3. Maeby ate a piece of potato and proceed to hork up her dinner all over the place.
4. Moby killed a possum in the backyard.
5. Moby horked HIS dinner up all over the floor.
6. Maeby thinks it is acceptable to pee and poo on the deck, because hey, it's not in the house, right?
7. Maeby ate a delicious SHAM-WOW


Now that you are grossed out, a foodie question!

I want to make Steve a mexican chicken casserole. My theory of how this recipe would work:
1. Layer of salsa
2. Layer of tortllas
3. Layer of salsa or cheese
4. Layer of chicken
5. Layer of cheese sauce.
6. Beans, onions, tomatoes, and jalapenos on top.

In my mind, this sounds like it would be fantasticm but it could also be a hot fugging mess. Is it OK to use raw chicken breasts, or would I need to cook them first? Halp foodies.

Moby and Buzz are big boys, circa 80 pounds, and very muscular/stocky. Maeby is scrawny and 45 lbs.

So please explain to me why those boys let her eat their food, steal their toys, steal their bones, bite them, beg for our food the closest, take their spots on the couch/bed, and generally boss them around? If Moby or Buzz tried that crap with one another, there would be a bloody smackdown. But Princess Maeby just prances around doing whatever she pleases.

It is really weird. Not even Rosie could tell them what to do to this degree.

She is so silly, annoying, and not very smart, so I am not sure how she has become the alpha dog of the pack.

51 hours till GLEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I was on the shuttle bus today, and the radio was talking about how Mike Vick was reinstated to the NFL. I made a comment to the effect of WTF, and this lady pipes up with, "He never shoulda been in jail in the first place. Dogs is dogs and no man should have to lose his paycheck just for killing them."

W.T.F.

I did however tell her I agreed that his sentence was unfair. He should be anally electrocuted with a cattle prod and beaten to death. She did not appreciate this view too much.

Oh, and God help the team that dares to pick this vermin up. GOD help them. PETA will probably send them a pipe bomb.

I love the show Intervention. While I generally feel bad for the people and their ffed up lives, sometimes I can't help but LOL.

There was Crazy Christy the meth addict who bragged to the interventionist that she had been doing meth longer than he did it, and therefore she was more successful than he.

Then there was Duster girl who, in her huffed up stupor, asked the cops that came to save her from potential self-mutiliation, "Are you the popo?"

But last night's episode won so hard. The mother of the featured addict was coping with the stress by self medicating with xanax and booze. When confronted with her problem and told of her need for rehab, she asked, "But will they let me take my boxed wine? I'm not an addict, but I really need my boxed wine!"


OH THE LULZ

I ride MARC, not Metro. I was not in today's accident.

I am eager to hear more info at work tomorrow to make sure none of my DC peeps were injured. Good thoughts!